Breaking The Law In Jacksonville Florida By Handing Out Lunch Bags

9:30am: Preparing to deploy with a team of like minded criminals, with the specific intent of breaking the law in Jacksonville, Florida. No regard to the Sheriff, the Mayor, or anyone not loving puppy dogs.

10:00am: Meeting at an undisclosed clandestine location. Transfer of contraband and items so illegal to use in the intended manner.

You'll be branded. People will call you names. If you're arrested, you'll be seperated from your Furby until your released...can your Furby accept this?

10:12am: Deployment. Vehicles driving through metropolitan Jacksonville in a preplanned manner to avoid detection from authorities. Everyone looks nervous. Someone spills their drink. A woman wonders if the fly on the back of her pants will hold or not.

10:30am: Transports arrive at predisgnated location. Intended targets are present, everyone scans the horizon, treelines, someone spots a woman with a chihuahua on a leash. She looks like a plant.

10:32:12am: The crime activity starts. A hand goes out with a bag, another one takes it. Nobody knows what's in the bags. As long as nobody sees the contents of the bag, everyone can be in the clear.

10:32:58am: Someone opens a bag. It contains sandwiches, chips, and the bain of Jacksonville politicians and law enforcement.

A cookie.

10:38am Most of the bags are dealt out. A girl gets to talk to two people she knows who are unsheltered and have known our family for years. She's happy to see them, and doesn't give any signs of sorrow for their conditions or lifestyle.

10:50am: Everyone eats for free. With bags left, the team heads to another undisclosed location known for being a gathering point. They manage to do likewise without incident or being confronted by police.

Plan. Get In. Get It Done. Get Out. Sorry Sheriff, it's not that I don't respect your job. America was founded based on the reason of a handful of men...simply not being reasonable.

• Regardless of what they tell you is true...
• regardless of what you think is real...
• regardless of what people tell you is right or wrong...

  ...it is wrong to be told you CANNOT hand someone food when they are hungry in America.

My take on why 'they' don't want you handing food to people experiencing homelessness? Their jealous it'll be their box ticket seats next, or maybe people will start setting up outdoor projection televisions on extension cords for the homeless to watch blacked out games on satellite dishes.

My daughter...I'm really proud of her...not that she had anything to do with whatever might be illegal.

Judas Priest: Breakin' The Law. Crank it up.