Drunk/Stoned driver playing Carom Board Games in my parking lot

Police are looking for a white enclosed truck type SUV that went on a rampage spree in my apartments at 11:00pm, just 45 minutes ago.

The vehicle slammed into two parked vehicles that came to rest at 45 degree angels of where they were parked. The driver backed up, drove forward at a high rate of speed and hit three more vehicles in the next parking area of the same building.

The last three are in front of my apartment.

I was able to see and hear a white
female passenger screaming incoherently from the front seat and the driver screaming angrily, while my son returning from work on the other side of the lot noted the driver was a white female as well.

The white SUV drove through and around the apartment complex for 4 minutes somewhere in the rear of the property, then left and headed South on University Boulevard. Police arrived later and were provided the vehicle tag from a resident who gave chase after the white SUV sped off the property.

Luckily nobody was injured and I was only watching Flash Gordon on the SciFi channel.

The vehicle in the last picture was actually driven on top of by the white truck. All three of the vehicles in the second picture were impacted due to the force of the vehicle hitting the car on the right in the picture shoving the other two over physically three feet.

My reaction: After everything was ok and the cops were there, I told my son to grab my camera...

OMG!
11:51: Police have her HERE! She's only 15!

Parents on scene as well.

Running back down with camera!

11:58: The Driver is a 15 year old minor and was apprehended at her home. Police refused to provide further information as well. While in the police vehicle she was questioned by a male who knew her, asking her if she was in the complex meeting a named male...it's unknown if he is an adult or minor.

Looking at her in the back of the police car wouldn't impress me as her being the mouth and loose nut behind the wheel that could have killed or injured my neighbor's kids if she'd decided to visit earlier.

...and no, I'm not saying what her name is. Rather than try to social engineer the parents, I'm letting my wife hang out. Our maintenance man's axle on his vehicle is busted! He can't get to the other side of the car, since it's part of the three layered sandwich in front of my apartment.

12:29am: My wife just came up. Turns out our young lady stole daddy's car, and this hasn't been the first time.

I confirmed with my wife..."the man saying he's 'dad' said it himself?"

A total of 7 vehicles were hit in this spree.

12:38am: Having to call police again. Turns out my son was three feet from the white SUV as it cornered after passing my apartment. He was on the driver's side of the vehicle and saw the interior cabin light on when it 'turned the corner with a good little bit of speed', the passenger holding her hands over her face and the driver laughing with her head going back.

...and you're telling me this NOW when you could have gotten hit???

1:06am: Officer called back, actually the officer has the girls in the back of the patrol car and he's off to jail with them. They've got what they need. Took the liberty of asking him if they were going to get a spanking. He kept his composure and said it was up to the judge from here.

In the morning our newest neighbor will see her PT Cruiser in the light of day. So far one wrecker's come out and picked up one of the vehicles. Daylight'll mean better pictures...kinda sounds morbid in a way.

I wonder if reporters quit worrying if what they do is morbid?