Saturday, September 1, 2007

Recently FAQed By Readers

Q: Are you Santa Claus?
    A: No, but I do know who he is.
Q: Who is Santa Claus?
    A: I'm not telling.
Q: Are you the Blog Fairy?
    A: No, and I'm not any of the other Urban Legends recently taking up home on MyBlogLog.
Santa 'coming out' was kosher, from a gentile point of view. The Blog Fairy; both generations; likewise. I've dealt with the first, and the newer one was validated and chosen by the first.

Now we've got elves, magic cats, and who knows what else that's slipped underneath my radar. The fact is I've only been able to trace Santa's entry into MyBlogLog as genuine as one of our Legends.

It's only a matter of time before we see the entrance of 'The ONE Genital' to shower us with blog love.
    I take that back, Zubli's already blogged about his penis's power to heal with God's help.

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