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...you chose a door supported by cinder blocks, rather than check out what your geekbucks coulda gotten by checkin' out Poker Table Tops, to protect your rep.
It's sad the things great geeks go through, planning every detail but coming up short on the full punch. While you can stack the deck in your favor, you can't get away from the feel of genuine soft professional felt underneath your palm...the feel of real hardwood against your oversized brew filled gut.
You need help. You need it now, before the guy from Opsec laughs at you in front of your friends. Go to
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I'll be here, playin' with these extra Jacks you'll never notice later.
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Just remember...you get a table, I'll get the nachos the next hand! Word!
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