Thursday, October 18, 2007

Cash Contests, Gay Men Loved, and Snorgtees.com Shirts!

For those of you in the know, I'm a freelance content writer for Fuelmyblog. They've got a contest going on for the top 100 voted bloggers there getting this pictured shirt, as well as the top voted blogger winning $500.00.
Right now, it's a slamfest online between fracas and Daddy Papersurfer. My money's on fracas, cause she's 'all that', and I've gotten more free soft porn viewing from her site than DP.
"I am a big deal blogger and deserve to win this funny t-shirt and win $500 because..."
1. I push the envelope. I've taken on online issues and put them up front, confronting some of the most popular sites, bloggers, and companies...all potentially at the cost of loss of readership for not giving in to 'the herd mentality'.

2. I don't care what my readers think. My readers come to read what I want them to think about. I show them love and respect they get nowhere else.

3. I tell my bloggers when what they do sucks. I never tell them they suck, because it's not about them...it's about what they're doing that sucks at the time...even if they actually suck when doing it.

4. I haven't hacked you. I restrain from doing damage to your site, your service, and your communities. This is a sign of love, respect, and maturity. It means you should register at Fuelmyblog before my medications run out and I think otherwise.

5. While a blogger, I'm the only one to have been hung up by; then; President Bill Clinton from a phone he answered in the White House, and had the guts to wear it with pride...while never having been detained by the Secret Service. That...says something in and of itself.

6. I gave my word to a little old lady that I'd call Steve Case personally about a problem she had online, and did just that, because I gave my word. That, shows integrity and being able to face the mouth of the lion in it's own den.
These are just a handful of examples why I...I should receive a shirt for being a big deal.

If you believe as I've told you reality is, fuelmyblog by clicking on this graphic to the left after watching the video to the right.

Remember, you're reading at the only blog entering a contest that has the guts to say it's not a homosexual that's bad...just that I think sticking the same sex organ of another man's in one's mouth is...but that's just my opinion. Remember, Jesus loves you.


...and sexually differently aligned people too!

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