Irreverant as hell, blessed by God.So close to God he's got my cell phone number.
God blesses idiots. You're going to heaven for reading this!
For God so loved the world, he gave his only son. If he had a daughter, you'd be crap outta luck, suckas!
Yes, I called Bill Clinton when he was President. Yes, he hung up on me. No, it wasn't because he didn't hear me swallow.
Yes, I called someone more important than Bill Clinton in later years. I only got his assistant...Steve Case was out of the office at the time.
Two years homeless or two hours with Monica Lewinski? I live what I recommend to others, nuff said!
The reason why U.S. Intelligence hasn't captured Osama...they didn't buy the book after he changed his last name to 'bin Hidin'.
Hint: It's the new town being created next to Waldo, Florida.
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