The REAL Missionary Style

Lore Sjöberg at Wired.com put up a piece about Missionaries on Second Life interacting with other denizens there. My take and questions on this...

1. How do we KNOW...they're missionaries and not stalkers?

2. When will we see people performing discipleship, feeding virtually homeless, and offering virtually unemployed job skills to get better work in their Second Lives?

3. When someone's really bad, will Linden Labs open up Virtual Hell and send paid accounts there...or opt for putting them in time out in 'Virtual Pergatory'?

4. Will Virtual Jehovaha's Witnesses be able to refuse entrants after attaining membership of 144,000?

a. If Virtual Souls aren't Virtually Immortal as the Virtual Witnesses would have Virtually All Of Us believe, will Linden Labs deal with their Virtual Creations of Virtual Hell and Virtual Pergatory by renaming them Kingdom Come, Virtually?

I'm sure there's tons of other things people have to ask. Anyone wanting to contribute to this 'Virtual Outline', add your comment below (with the section it should be placed in), and I'll add a link to you in that spot as well as your entry.

Together, we can "Stop The Virtual Insanity!". Then again, wouldn't it be funner to let it be spanked by radical feminist lesbian women?