Squat or Sit? Flushing Out Comments

This is an international interaction. In the Etats-Unis, we have 'The John'. In France it's rumored they still have 'Squatting Rites'.

We have our commode, while they; again rumored; have in some locations 'squatting toilets'; second cousin to Turkey's 'hole in the ground' facilities.

Check out Wikipedia's 'Ode To Toilet' as well as 'You Stand So Close To Me' articles, then make a virtual choice!Sit or Squat?

VS

Choose carefully. The world watches you now!